Skeeered

Skeeered
Totally Skeeered of Hispanics

All I ever do on certain days
Is sit in a corner and cringe
I'm afraid to start drinkin
I might go on a binge

Cause I'm so skeeered
Of the people with brown skin
I'm a shakin and a quakin
I don't know where to begin

Since I'm so inferior
Since I'm so dumb
This shreeking terror inside
I'll never be able overcome

This irrationality I have
This tendency to cry
Every time I'm even given
A simple wave to say hi

Sometimes as the sun goes down
I'm almost completely frozen in fear
Thinking there might be some
Late night latino drawing near

Freaked would be more like it
At certain other times
It's white guilt to the hilt
I know they can read my mind

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And while I am confessing
How my Caucasian soul is corrupt
I might as well tell ya
Sometimes I get so skeeered
I just out and out throw up

Yeah sure.......


Neils
12:38 pm
11/15/2006
*
another ditty from conversations
with those soaked in their own
cultural self pity when it comes
to discussing.......Closing the Border
And deporting the illegals
*


N....again

I love my country

I love my country

I love the honest hard working
Woman and man
Who keep their word
And do what they can

To dare to openly care
To keep us free
By securing our borders
And maintaining our

National sovereignty

Neils
9:05 pm
11/21/2006
*with edits9:08 pm
11/21/2006

N.....again

For the Race:..Everything../Outside the Race..Nothing

For the Race everything
Outside the Race...........nothing.

A skit.

Location: A restaurant in San Antonio, Texas.
Near the Alamo.


The Alamo: A place where one day, A quiet non assuming gardener
by the name of Santa Anna was just walking by when suddenly
a guy named Davey Crockett just takes a shot at him…for no reason at all.

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The first character is a person who
could be anybody who is not hispanic or a hispanic
who thinks they're an American first even though
they do love their family and a lot about their culture,
they are often referred to (lovingly) as coconuts by the “real hispanics”
This person shall be referred to as "Anybody other than".

The second character is a person who
could be anybody who is hispanic or a non-hispanic
who thinks that anybody even slightly brown should
be automatically deferred to. This person shall be referred to as
"One of the Race"., except for the person who is not brown
they are referred to as a convenient tool or just tool if there’s
been enough alcohol consumed to induce a kind of blunt honesty
amongst the participating.

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Scene 1…take one

"Anybody":...... "Could you pass the ketchup?"

"One of the Race":..... "Are you asking for the ketchup because it is red
and red is a derogatory name for Indians and you are testing the waters
to see if you can get away with calling me a Spic? Is that it??!!
Is that it you racist white honkey oppressor pig??!!

"Anybody"....No...(startled) I'm asking for ketchup because I like it
on my hamburger. See I've ordered a hamburger and now I want to
enjoy it. Ketchup I think always makes hamburgers taste good to me."

"One of the Race":.....Did you know that the tomatoes picked to make
that ketchup were probably picked by an undocumented, saint like, can never
be questioned originally here first indigenous person." (Voice rising..bordering
on hysteria)

"Anybody":.............I heard this particular company uses only work visa certified
employees.

"One of the Race":....So you chose that ketchup to make sure you could starve
out those who had to sneak across the border even though in actuality the border crossed them??!!
("One of the Race" is now standing and screaming in complete and total non-restraint.
Racist!! Racist!! Hater!! Hater!!)

The police show up and ask what the problem is and "One of the Race's" boyfriend is sitting in the next booth over acting like he never met anybody there says..."Honestly Officer I was just minding my business here when that person eating the hamburger with ketchup just suddenly started threatening this poor innocent girl here."

Officer:…”Is that true?”

“One of the Race” bats her eyes, wipes away a tear and says…yes officer..it’s true.
It’s true.”

Later after "Anybody" has been taken away.........."One of the race" invites her boyfriend over and they eat "Anybody's" hamburger laughing and snickering between bites.

“Finally …………….Justice!!

But then they both get suddenly get sick because the Spinach that was on the
Hamburger had fecal matter on it from one of the other “revolutionaries” in the
Field fighting in his own way the sickening Anglo aggressor.

End scene with an emergency vehicle pulling up and rushing in
And while the camera rolls back a crack addict jumps in and steals the ambulance.



End scene:

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Neils
11:08 am
11/14/2006

Wow....I'm shocked

Wow I'm shocked
Your attempt at creativity...........was about

How you were all OPPRESSED
Poooooooooooooooooooooor Baby..........Pooor Pooor Baby........

Wahhhhhh
Wahhhhhh

Write us something about
How you were oppressed on the bus
Write us something about
How you were made to eat dust

And all whites everywhere
Always put you down
Write about how it's all cozy and cool
On the Hispanic side of town

Write us something about
Your world and point of view
But make sure race gets in on
Every word and act you do

Jump up and down
Scream and holler
Cry and moan and groan
To get those Art Grant dollars

Write us something about
How you just couldn't do your best
Because wahhhh wahhhh
You were oppressed

Neils
7:29 pm
11/13/2006
*
Gee what excitement
What skill craft and variation
Like if it isn't about being brown
The out put runs into some kind of creative

Constipation

N.....again

MexicoParaMi

Is one of those brave chicanos
Who chooses his culture over the USA
On every angle about illegal aliens
He's going to show his colors every day

But he'd never go down to Ol Mexico
He'd never go find Commander Zero
He'd never fight against a Federalie
He'd never try to be his people's hero

He just wants to be a revolutionary
Where it's safe and he won't get hurt
He prefers his machismo displays
Remain restricted to his

Wearing a Che Quevara shirt

But actually being out in the Jungle
Trying to stop injustice and false arrests
He’s going to look the other way on that
And stick to what he does best

And that’s mouth off about America
And how his people have it tough
But he’ll never take that road down South
Uh Uh that might get way too rough




Neils
9:35 am
11/14/2006
*
transcribed this time
9:42 am
11/14/2006

N.....again

So far

That's all they'll do down there is complain
No matter what that super rich stinking ruling class inflicts on them
No matter the degradation and pain upon pain upon pain

As they
Make their daughters whores
And work their sons to death
As they steal from the Church's soul
Virtually rob it of its life’s breath

All the while
Ignoring the raping of women
Ignoring corruption and pollution
Ignoring the desolation of disease
Like there are no solutions

Except them going off on vacation
And of course getting richer every day
They don't care about the poor
Or what the Oaxaca teachers have to say

Because

*******
*******

So far

That's all they'll do down there is complain
No matter what that super rich stinking ruling class inflicts on them
No matter the degradation and pain upon pain upon pain




Neils
8:41 pm
11/13/2006
*
transcribed this time
8:18 am
11/14/2006

N.....again